Eva Moon - UPS Guy
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It started in a simple way An auction item on e-bay Then I saw the man in brown Park his truck and come on down That's the day that was the start He drove his truck into my heart I hear the bell and I confess I hope it's the man from UPS I don't want priority mail Fedex has gone stale Don't give me Airborne Express I want the guy from UPS I was sure that I could stop I don't even like to shop But shopping is my guarantee That he will come back to me On the day he rang my bell Did he know he cast a spell? I can hardly wait to see The package he has brought for me I don't want priority mail... I didn't mean for this to happen Please try and understand I couldn't help myself I took his stylus in my hand My heart was pounding I went weak in the knees When he looked into my eyes And said, "Sign here, please." Now I shop on Amazon And browse all day on buy dot com I'm on Yahoo! in excess To see the guy from UPS I don't want priority mail...