Hello. My name is Lesley Jane. I am a channeler and a musician. In 1985, I began a life-long career of channeling John Winston Ono Lennon, founder of The Beatles, and Beatlesex. It's been an uphill climb, put it that way. I don't want to bitch too much about it. After all, now that we've done all this, well, it is pretty cool, so at this point if I complained about What A Pain In The Ass Lennon was training me, I'd only sound whiney. And I'd probably sound like a Total Bitch if I complained about how pretty much Everyone thought I was Crazy when I first announced to my Family that I Channel Lennon, and that I was going to help the now disembodied Soul of The One And Only John Winston Ono Lennon, continue making music, wonderful music that the whole world could share. Oh Yeah. They Sure Did Call Me Crazy. So what did I do? Well, I did it anyway. It is easier to ask for forgiveness than to ask for permission sometimes. Little by little over the years John and I recorded many songs... until one day Along Came The Internet. We put these songs out on The Internet, and All Of A Sudden Everyone Was Downloading Them. All Around The World. And You Know What? They Still Do. All Around The World. Because we're nice, see. And Nice Is Cool. Got That? That's how the wind's blowing now. Because We Said So. What's So Nice About Us? Well, We Give ALL Of Our Music Away To The World Free To Download. All 361 songs. We Do This, To Make The World A Better Place. You can find all of Our Music, right here at: www.soundclick.com/beatlesex And once you
get there, just click the "Mp3 Music" tab on your right, and you'll be directly
connected to the Beatlesex Archives. 361 songs, and more albums than we
can keep count of. All There. All Free. All For The World. So what have I
got to complain about? Hmmmm. Not too much at this point. Have I hit 320 characters yet? Well there's John, that's one character. There's me, that's another character for sure. Oh yes, and since George Harrison passed on, I began channeling him as well. So Hare Krishna, George Harrison is Now An Official Member of Beatlesex as well. He's a quiet but very nice character. Always sweet to me and very cooperative to work with. That's us. We're Beatlesex. All Day, All Night, All The Goddamn Time. Some people still wonder if I'm not Bananas. Believe it or not. Yes. We're Bananas. We're A Whole Damn Bunch. But we're for real.
Here's a nice sampling of Beatlesex on SongPlanet.com ~
There's even a couple of SongPlanet Exclusives!
Yes There Is ~ Have A Look.
And They Are Also Free to Download.
We Thank You For Flying Beatlesex Airlines, and we must warn you,
We Throw Hijackers Right Out Of The Bloody Plane. Whoosh. Buh-Bye, Now.
So Behave, Baby.
God Bless,
Much Love,
~Lesley Jane

Now A Word From The Other Two Members, John & George. John First.

Okay. This is John Speaking With His Voice.
I wanna say hi to My Sweetie, Kitty. And to my old pal Pete. And to my old fellow soldier Yoko Ono, and to my sons Julian and Sean, and to Aunt Mimi
who is now in Heaven if anyone is. And mostly, Hello World, Reports Of My Death Have Been Somewhat Slightly Exaggerated. Now George.
Thank You And God Bless You
You Have A Lucky Face.
~John Winston Ono Lennon

Hello Everyone this is George Harrison. Well it is, so there.
Now I wanna say hi to the World first, 'cause I'm always generally a bit
nicer than John, but he is learning I'll give him that. Back at ya Johnny.
LOL Okay, and I wanna say hi to Olivia my wife, and Dhani my son,
with this postscript: xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox
And as you can see the toppermost two songs on this very page are ones
that I did. There you go. Being Dead doesn't mean you stop living you know.
Not unless you're real mean and nasty, so be safe, Be Nice.
Real. But Nice. Human. You know? Don't Be A Dirtbag. It may help.
Love, ~George Harrison, 2006, Hare Krishna