Misanthropy - Jask o' Rum
lyrics
I did sail on the inky sea
My boat was carved from a mighty tree
When in a storm the mast broke free
With a jask of rum I dove to flee

I washed up on obsidian sand
Right amidst a skallywag band
Performing scandric dance with my rum in their hands
They asked if I would join their clan

Now there's no more rum for me
I'll need another mighty tree