Come in, sit down, make yourself at home! Feel free to explore the little group of musical experiments that's lurking over there in the corner, muttering incongruously to itself - I hope that you enjoy them as much as they enjoy themselves.

Misanthropy formed in 1982 from just a few cells, which gradually multiplied until there was a whole person. It went to school and learnt about stuff, and then went to university and learnt about more stuff. Various noises were emitted throughout this process, some of which were recorded, and account for this page.

The management can accept no responsibility for any liver damage caused by listening to these improperly.