Foddershock - Can't Win Fer Boozin'
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STUMBLED ON THE COW PATH FELL IN THE CREEK AINT HAD A GOOD BATH SINCE LAST WEEK PICKIN HER A PURTY ROSE STUCK BY A THORN DRINKIN IN THE SILO PUKIN IN THE CORN FOX IN THE CHICKEN HOUSE FEATHERS GONNA FLY SNAKE IN THE OUTHOUSE FARMER GONNA DIE FIGHTIN WITH A SCARECROW DIRTY RABBIT PUNCH LAYIN IN A MUDHOLE DRUNKER THAN A SKUNK (c): no i cant win fer boozin im drownin in bad luck its always monday mornin and theres a pain inside my gut theres thirteen cockeyed roosters and a black cat in the barn no i cant win fer boozin down here on the farm SLEEPIN IN THE PIG PEN DROOLIN IN THE SLOP DREAMIN BOUTA PORKSKIN BARBECUED-N-HOT PICKIN HER A DAFFODIL STUNG BY A BEE SUCKIN ON AN OLD MILWAUKEE PISSIN ON A TREE TEARS IN THE FARMHOUSE WOMAN ALL ALONE RATS IN THE SLAUGHTERHOUSE KNAWIN ON A BONE KNEELIN ON THE FRONT PORCH LOOKIN FOR A SIGN DANCIN WITH A PITCHFORK DRUNK AND BLIND