Foddershock - Underneath A Rock (All Y'all)
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ITS COLDER THAN A WITCHS TITTY
ITS COLDER THAN A WELL DIGGERS ASS
STUBBED MY TOE ON A GREEN CRABAPPLE
TALK ABOUTCHA SOUR MASH
THERES A WHOLE LOTTA THANGS IN THIS HERE LIFE
THAT WE JUST CANT EXPLAIN
THE DEVIL IS ABEATIN HIS PURTY WIFE
WHEN THE SUN SHINES IN THE RAIN

THERES A LEPRECHAUN IN THE GARDEN
PISSIN ON A CABBAGE LEAF
THERES A THREE-LEGGED BEAGLE WITH A PINK LOLLIPOP
SWINGIN FROM A DOGWOOD TREE
THERES A WHOLE LOTTA THANGS IN THIS HERE TOWN
WITH A NO GOOD FISHY SMELL
IF YA GO TO CHURCH AND YA PANTS FALL DOWN
BETTER GITCHU A BIBLE BELT

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so grab everthang you cherish
stick it in a burlap bag
baseball cards and centerfolds
from your favorite dirty mag
gitchu a purty little lassie
and a fifth of fightin cock
pet the cat and flip the bird
live underneath a rock

I SAW A MARTIAN IN THE JUNKYARD
DANCIN ON A COUPE DEVILLE
ASHAKIN AND ABANGIN HIS CIRCULAR HEAD
LOOKIN FOR ONE SQUARE MEAL
THERES A WHOLE LOTTA THANGS IN THIS HERE WORLD
THAT JUST DONT MAKE NO SENSE
A PLATYPUS AND A FLYIN SQUIRREL
I ENTER AS EVIDENCE

I SAW MY OWN REFLECTION
BUT THE ONLY THANG I SAW
WAS PALE WHITE SKIN AND HOLLOW EYES
THE GHOST OF NOTHIN AT ALL
THERES A WHOLE LOTTA THANGS IN THIS HERE HOUSE
THAT REMIND ME OF THE PAST
THE JOKERS LUCK HAS JUST RUN OUT
CAN YA HEAR HIS NERVOUS LAUGH

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