Hallo out there, you wild and crazy Internet persons! We are four ridiculously good-looking, quick-witted, and well-endowed young bucks currently under apprenticeship to the greats of yore.

We hail from the sunny, agricultural hinterlands of California's Central Valley, and we do our best to record our stuff in a retrofitted barn. Our sound is happy and lively, bouncing from one aural pleasure center to the next, and we've got oodles of goodies on the way: we do vaudeville, Motown, early metal, country-and-western, 60s-style pop gems, gospel peace anthems, surf rock, and much more!

Oh boy, oh boy! (I think I wet myself a little!)