Smitty West - Wasilla Girl
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Wasilla Girl The Sarah-Dippity Singers drill baby, drilldrill baby, drill........ look up in the North. Its Wasilla Girl! Look at those glasses Check out that hair Everybodys getting a bridge to nowhere Got a soothing voice Shes a Hockey Mom Trigger finger on the button of a nucular bomb NO! A beauty queen Mother of five Absolutely qualified So America has pitched a tent For the pretty Armageddon vice-president Wasilla Girl, USA Youre just one heartbeat away So America better hope and pray Gramps will live another day Iraq Wartask of God Hes still my guyol husband Todd She can see Russia from her front yard Commander and chief of the National Guard So Barracudanext in line Praying for the end of time If he dies before he wakes God help us all in the United States