Lady Of The Aisle
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I spent a big hunk of my life doing the corporate thing, riding around in too many airplanes to go to too many meetings.

I always felt a little sorry for the flight attendants, who have to perform the same thankless shtick countless times for a bunch of bored sardines. I tried to pay attention to their announcements, and I got to where I could say it all in my sleep.

Please return your seat backs and tray tables to their full, upright, and locked positions was one of my favorites. Who would ever say that anywhere else in the world? We will come about the cabin to collect your service items? The only place they have service items is on airplanes.

Well, mix it all with a couple Margaritas and the flight attendantmy Lady of the Aislestarts to look mighty fine. Hence this reggae fantasy about love found and lost on a tropical aisle.

Thanks again to Julija Zonic for the fun backup vocals that bring this song to life. And yes, there are no more words in the English language that rhyme with aisle, so the song had to finally end.