NomadicMind - Muslims Don't Surf
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Muslims Dont Surf

Ah to be a Christian
In the good old USA
We can save you too
Here comes the USA (#1)

Certain in our belief in the one true god
And the greatest nation on earth

God bless
Operation Iraqi Freedom
They will be saved

Ah to be a Muslim
In forsaken deserts of Iraq
Plagued by foreign fighters
And incompetence from all sides

Certain in the belief that their god is not ours
Clear on the fact its our nation, not theirs

Allahu Akbar
Free us from these people
We are already saved

Muslims dont surf, we think they should
Muslims dont surf, you know that it aint no good
Muslims dont surf for their hamburger mama
(see Charlie Dont Surf by the Clash
and Lt. Colonel Kilgore in Apocalypse Now)