Dr. Pants - Sarsaparilla Girl
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SARSAPARILLA GIRL IS COMING OUT WITH US TONIGHT SHE'S ONLY 16, SOMETIMES IT DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT TO HER, HER MOM, OR WHOEVER'S NOT AROUND BUT YOU KNOW I DON'T EVER LET NOBODY PUT HER DOWN WHOA, SARSAPARILLA GIRL SARSAPARILLA GIRL, YOU KNOW SHE'S GOT A THING FOR ROCK SHE ALWAYS COMES AND BUYS CDS WHEN I AM ON THE CLOCK BECK AND TORI AMOS BOTH ARE ON HER TOP 5 LIST AND IF YOU TRY AND DISS EM BOY YOU KNOW THAT SHE'LL GET PISSED SARSAPARILLA GIRL YOU KNOW THAT SHE'S GOT MAD KNOWLEDGE I WONDER WHAT SHE'LL BE LIKE AFTER SHE GETS INTO COLLEGE HOW MUCH MORE CAN ONE PERSON BE I THINK WE'RE ABOUT TO SEE SARSAPARILLA GIRL IS KEEPING HER HEAD UP, I HOPE I KNOW SOMETIMES THAT IT'S SO HARD FOR ALL OF US TO COPE SARSAPARILLA GIRL I WANNA TELL YOU NOT TO FEAR I JUST WANNA TELL YOU GIRL THAT WE ALL WANT YOU HERE