Slippery When Wet - On The Ropes
lyrics

What a strange party I went to last night
Nary a soul you couldn't get in a fight
A birthday wife with a no show man
A lone guitarist with a no show band.

I don't know what's going on
But I smell something blowin' strong

On the ropes
The ropes

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Host dude was bangin' on my door all week
Saying how I'm in for a special treat
Turned out more like some rotten trick
Now the whole neighborhood knows who's a first class --ick

I don't care what's going on
Just another bad day for old King Kong


On the ropes
The ropes

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King Kong's hangin' off the I-10 bridge
Fakin' it like he don't wanna live
But that won't keep no marriage alive
Cause no one cares if you take a dive

Jump!

Now you know what's going on
Just another bad day for has been King Kong

On the ropes
The ropes
The Rope, Rope Ropes

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