PolyAxis - Road Rookie
	lyrics
Well, there ain't no real truck drivers anymore They all left the road sometime before And now we're stuck with all these fools Straight out of 3 week driving school And they don't know there 5th wheel from their horn My Uncle Pete was a real truck driving man When he got in that rig he had a plan And he knew every inch of her Just how to make that diesel purr And things this new breed just don't understand But, there ain't no real truck drivers anymore They all left the road sometime before And now we're stuck with all these fools Straight out of 3 week driving school And they don't know there 5th wheel from their horn CHORUS Learn to respect that big machine Check them tires and keep that engine clean Grease that big 5th wheel up there Make sure them brakes ain't leaking air Frankly, I just think you're kind of green The way you drive them trucks is just insane You're even causing lots of death and pain I can't believe the things you do And if it's all the same to you I think I'll just go take myself a train Cause, there ain't no real truck drivers anymore They all left the road sometime before And now we're stuck with all these fools Straight out of 3 week driving school And they don't know there 5th wheel from their horn CHORUS (I swear you dang near make me want to scream) (yeah, you're the one to whom this song I sign) (And I think you exactly who I mean) (I just can't believe the things I have seen) (No yellow light ever did equate to green) (I wish you'd learn how to drive that big machine)