"Mid Life Crisis"
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Well the face in the mirror don't look like me
There's skin on my head where my hair used to be
Can't fit into my last year's clothes
Can't touch my navel, can't see my toes

No point in bizarre disguises.
I won't win no beauty prizes
Get used to these extra sizes
I am happy with my Mid Life Crisis

No matter what I wear my belt's too tight
And I wake up five times every night
Just three red wines, alcoholic haze
And the hangover lasts for days and days

Got to make some sacrifices
Keep away from food with spices
I don't need no extra vices
Leave me to my Mid Life Crisis

Well my blood pressure's up but my old fella's down
My libido's lying on the ground
No point in adult hide and seek, cos the flesh is useless
And the spirit is weak

Don't want young girls with fancy prices
Bringing afternoon surprises
Leave me to my own devices
I am happy with my Mid Life Crisis


Don't want young girls with fancy prices
Bringing afternoon surprises
Leave me to my own devices
I am happy with my Mid Life Crisis