"What's the Attraction"
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When I contemplate an airhead heiress
I bypass Nicky I fly straight to Paris
She is the one whos always on my mind

I read about her antics and her booze filled capers
In womens magazines and Sunday papers
She is the girl I think of all of the time

She jet sets round the world with her birds of a feather
Even though between them they cant string two words together
Wherever they turn up turns into the scene of a crime

Well she may not have a great rack but makes up for that lack
With her fake blue eyes
She looks so lean and lanky, my mom says that shes skanky But my oh my

Wont you tell me, whats the attraction
How come everybody wants a piece of your action
Wont you tell me, whats the attraction to you, cause I dont understand it
Wont you tell me, whats the attraction
How come everybodys joined the Paris faction
Wont you tell me whats the attraction to you

Shes always running round without wearing knickers
She may not hold her drink but she sure can hold her liquors
I can tell from her vids that shes a girl in her prime

Some say that shes vacuous, you may think that shes fauous
Shes shy, shes just shy
Now I may be entranced but Ill just take this chance to ask why oh why

Chorus

I can fully comprehend the reasons why you play your games
But Ive got to take a stand I really just dont understand
What is your claim to fame

Solo

Some say that shes vacuous, you may think that shes fauous
Shes shy, shes just shy
Now I may be entranced but Ill just take this chance to ask why oh why

Chorus