"Not Quite Kelly"
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"Not Quite Kelly" is a well built girly
Twenty years of age
You can see her in a crowd
Talking much too loud
And playing centre stage

People say she's got style
From the speed of her recovery from a night on the tiles
She's a girl with a lot
And she is out there selling

She's the centre of the scene
With her porcelain skin and her long red hair

She can walk into a bar
Polish off a jar but keep her nose in the air

From her emerald eyes
To the cute little wobble
In her khaki-clad thighs
She's a girl who really stokes up
The fire in my belly

Oh but she, is not quite Kelly
She, is not quite Kelly
She's got the upturned nose
She's got the pouting face
She lacks a little charm
She lacks a little grace
She's a dead set demon
But she is not quite Kelly

She can taunt you with her guile
Just a wrinkle of her smile will make you do what she please
Without a whisper or a sound
She can cut you to the ground, make you weak at the knees

You get up off the floor
Then in five minutes time
You're coming back for more
She knows the tricks of the trade
But she is sure not telling

Oh but she, is not quite Kelly
She, is not quite Kelly
She's got the upturned nose
She's got the pouting face
She lacks a little charm
She lacks a little grace
She's a dead set demon
But she is not quite Kelly

Kelly is a girl
That picked me up off the floor
And threw me up into the air
Kelly is a girl
Who left my heart red raw
And did it just for a dare
So here in my demise
While I fantasize
I catch "Not Quite Kelly's" eyes

Oh but she, is not quite Kelly
She, is not quite Kelly
She's got the upturned nose
She's got the pouting face
She lacks a little charm
She lacks a little grace
She's a dead set demon
But she is not quite Kelly