"I Love You; My TV"
( l y r i c s )
I LOVE YOU: MY TV

Every day I look into a world thats gone mad
Everything I see seems to burn out my eyes
Gouge my brain, makes me think insane thoughts
Flashing pictures that tell me what to believe

(chorus)
And I sit very still in front of my TV
Lights flicker in the dark
It doesnt really bother me

Ill buy that car and step into high society
And I believe that cologne will get me laid
I know Im not a man if I dont drink that beer
Ill pay more for those boots and save lots of money

(chorus II)
And I sit very still in front of my TV
Lights flicker in the dark
It doesnt really bother me

Someday soon Ill turn it off
Step outside and feel the sun
But right now I want to see
Everything thats presented to me

I kneel before the tube
I reach up and dust it off
And I wonder whats my name
I dont see the seasons
I dont want to change
Unless its the channel
Where my life takes new meaning
In every fantasy Im viewing
Left out to pasture
My brain leaks out my ears

Everyday I know I feel Im going mad
Everything I see just burns out my eyes
Tears my head in half with paradox solutions
Flashing pictures tell me what I should believe
(to chorus II)