"Jesus, Nixon and Elvis"
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Jesus, Nixon and Elvis

Words: Todd Staudinger
Music: Todd Staudinger, Chris Tocco

Sitting in this hotel room
Watching garbage on the tube
Staring at the mess in front of me

30 years been wanderin round
Dont know what Ive lost
Not sure what Ive found
Scratching my head at all the crap Ive seen

Weve got Jesus
We got Nixon
We got Elvis
And things aint really what they seem
Jesus said hes coming back
And Nixons glad hes gone
And Elvis wants us all to let him be.

Now people say Im misdirected
Not focused on the correct perspective
I seem to do whatever turns me on

Well all I say is what example
Can you show thats a decent sample?
No heros for a boy to look upon

Cuz weve got Jesus
We got Nixon
We got Elvis
And things aint really what they seem
Jesus said hes coming back
And Nixons glad hes gone
And Elvis wants us all to let him be.

Now Mama said
“Boy you be good when wanderin round the neighborhood
Cuz folks remember the bad and not the good”
If thats the case then whys the face of my plastic Jesus
Not one of disgrace
When I play Elvis tapes
And read my Nixon books?

Cuz weve got Jesus
Weve got Nixon
Weve got Elvis
And things aint really what they seem
Jesus said hes coming back
And Nixons glad hes gone
And Elvis wants us all to let him be.