[Edmund Allan Brown]-[Welcome to Burger King - How may I Help You?]
LYRICS
Sitting here writing
another go nowhere song
I've got no form of income
I can't afford to fill my bong

I'm well suited to bag groceries
my future sure looks bright
when she asks "paper or plastic"
I know I'll get it right

Welcome to Burger King
How may I help you?
Welcome to Burger King
Do you want fries with that?
or some tasty onion rings
Wake up with the king

Dumb rhymes with bum
crazy rhymes with lazy
take a nap
goes with sounds like crap
serving burgers in a plastic wrap
would be a feather in my red cap

Welcome to Burger King
How may I help you?
Welcome to Burger King
Have it your way

and when I make cashier
and I'm employee of the year
I'd be grinning ear to ear
I'd think I'd even volunteer
was it old William Shakespeare who said:
"Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown"