| [Edmund Allan Brown]-[Welcome to Burger King - How may I Help You?] | |
| LYRICS | |
| Sitting here writing another go nowhere song I've got no form of income I can't afford to fill my bong I'm well suited to bag groceries my future sure looks bright when she asks "paper or plastic" I know I'll get it right Welcome to Burger King How may I help you? Welcome to Burger King Do you want fries with that? or some tasty onion rings Wake up with the king Dumb rhymes with bum crazy rhymes with lazy take a nap goes with sounds like crap serving burgers in a plastic wrap would be a feather in my red cap Welcome to Burger King How may I help you? Welcome to Burger King Have it your way and when I make cashier and I'm employee of the year I'd be grinning ear to ear I'd think I'd even volunteer was it old William Shakespeare who said: "Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown" | |