Lex Zaleta - Hopeless Romantic (with Dusty Drake)
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HOPELESS ROMANTIC Take her to a movie, Bring the popcorn from home; Use words like fab and groovy, Cookie, lend me your comb! Like those years in juvey For hot wiring that chrome; Show her Im no newbie, Let my hugging arm roam. Im a hopeless romantic When it comes to the chicks I mean broads. Im no hick in from the sticks; I know how to light their Bics I mean bods. Take her out to dinner - The McDonalds drive-thru. Tell her theyre all winners On the dollar menu. My hairs getting thinner, But my do-ragll do. Im sure no beginner; Brought along the cold brew. Im a hopeless romantic When it comes to the chicks I mean broads. Im no hick in from the sticks; I know how to light their Bics I mean bods. Get her back to my place, My cozy double-wide. Run right to second base When I get her inside. Cant wait to see her face; I know shell be tongue-tied When she sees my trophy case Of rings from all my brides. Ive got undies form my brides, Small animals that died, Fish in formaldehyde. Im a hopeless romantic When it comes to the chicks I mean broads. Im no hick in from the sticks I know how to light their Bics I mean bods. Copyright 2008 Lex Zaleta