"I Like Bike"
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I LIKE BIKE

Wilbur and Orville had it right,
Making those bicycles at night.
Test drives on the linoleum
Didnt use up petroleum.

Think of it as recycling;
Youre the environmental king.
Dont fret the next gas price hike;
Show em your sign: I LIKE BIKE!

Pedal to the metatarsil
Doesnt need fuel from a fossil.
Pedals cost only a few bucks each
Dont get them from the Middle East.

Think of it as recycling;
Youre the environmental king.
Dont fret the next gas price hike;
Show em your sign: I LIKE BIKE!

You know how Lance got each arm strong?
He pulled and pedaled all day long.
We could all beat obesity
By throwing away that car key.

Think of it as recycling;
Youre the environmental king.
Dont fret the next gas price hike;
Show em your sign: I LIKE BIKE!

The situations a win-win
Could be a Banshee or a Schwinn.
As long as it has two good tires,
We can stop being gas buyers.

Think of it as recycling;
Youre the environmental king.
Dont fret the next gas price hike;
Show em your sign: I LIKE BIKE!

Those rich dudes can choke on their oil;
Let em sit there and watch it spoil.
Well be lean, mean fighting machines,
Feeling like were back in our teens.

Think of it as recycling;
Youre the environmental king.
Dont fret the next gas price hike;
Show em your sign: I LIKE BIKE!

Yeah, Wilbur and Orville had it right.

Copyright 2005 Lex Zaleta