| "Burstin' with Courtesy" | |
| BURSTIN WITH COURTESY There I was in Bed, Bath, and Beyond, When I ran into this stunning blonde. I stooped to help her up off the ground, And tried to think of something profound To whisper softly in her sweet ear, Something that would make my feelings clear. Told her I was glad this collision Hadnt damaged my perfect vision. “Im grateful that Im able to see One hundred per cent of your beauty!” Burstin with courtesy, Flirtin with her to see Just how far thatll get me in. Burstin with courtesy, Flirtin with her to see Just how much shell let me win. I was heading home from the office, When this redhead stepped onto the bus. Immediately I felt the heat And gallantly offered her my seat. Seems crowded public transportation Can lead to some close conversation. She asked me if I owned a sports car; Said if I did, we could go pretty far. Went right out and bought a red Corvette. Gonna win big at race car roulette. Burstin with courtesy, Flirtin with her to see Just how far thatll get me in. Burstin with courtesy, Flirtin with her to see Just how much shell let me win. On the computer back at my place, This brunette was invading my space. I e-mailed her a cordial welcome; She replied by calling me “Handsome.” A private message or two later, And I was all ready to date her. Said, “I believe in love at first byte; Lets make love by the monitors light” She said she couldnt wait to arrive. She wanted to check out my hard drive. Burstin with courtesy, Flirtin with her to see Just how far thatll get me in. Burstin with courtesy, Flirtin with her to see Just how much shell let me win. Copyright 2007 Lex Zaleta | |