Leon Wesley Walls - I'm A Mister Know It All
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dear it's so nice of you to stop by but now I don't have the time
so now if you don't mind please just let me go
I once spent all my time missing you but I now got better things to do
you see dear losing you has raised my IQ
now I'm a mister know it all ask me anything at all
like how many heartaches make a heart break
or how much blue is in the blues ask me anything you choose
yes I know it all except how to forget you

I count my teardrops as they fall I count your pictures on the wall
I've measured the lonely in lonesome too
dear I've learned this all by losing you to say I'm a genius is so true
and when I'm famose I'll owe it all to you

well all this knowledge in my brain would drive a lesser man insane
my expert eye has measured your surprise
I haven't found a cure for missing you but I'll keep searching till I do
I'll be famose when I find a cure for you

(2001 Leon Wesley Walls)