Pilesar - Slipping on Eggs on the Floor
lyrics
woke up this morning
can't be late
gonna have myself
a red hot date!

went to the kitchen opened up the door
next thing a know i was on the floor

i'm slipping on eggs on the floor

waiting in line to get to the commode
feel like my bladder's about to explode
i opened the door and i hit my chin
slipping on eggs all over again...

i'm slipping on eggs on the floor