Empty Uranus - Fat Cow in Idaho
lyrics
Well the cow stay fat no matter what
From her head right down to her dirty butt
She think she pretty night and day
But her stomach is always in the way

Fat Cow in Idaho!
Fat Cow in Idaho!
Fat Cow in Idaho!
Fat Cow in Idaho!

The Cow gonna be late for work
Slaps the calf and kicks the jerk
Gonna chew cud all day and night
Gonna cry when she gets to fight

The cow only loves her chunky self
Her egos bigger than a monster elf
She think she got the biggest stick
Watch it swing it make you sick!

The day blows by and all she got
A case of worms and a big ole spot
Her tummy fills her life with rage
It will until her dying day

Fat Cow In Idaho

(2006)